Mind-blowing Fried "Rice"

My sister sat down at the dinner table after putting a large helping of the "rice" on her plate. As she took a bite she said, "What is this?? It looks delicious!"

"Oooo!" Was what came out of her mouth next. I had her guess what she was eating and after multiple tries, she still couldn't guess. When I told her it was cauliflower she was amazed at my fantastic cooking and ingenious idea!! (haha no, I can't give myself all the props. I did get the idea from glancing through some food blogs focused on low-carb options.)

This recipe can be adjusted for any flavoring you like. If you just like the "rice" idea, maybe add just a bit of garlic, salt and pepper and call it good. If you like more of a Thai flavor, put in some lime juice, ginger, and garlic. The cauliflower + egg is a great starting point... then tune it to your style of meal you're paring it with.

In this case I pan cooked some Basa fish in lime juice, chili powder, Siracha, and cumin and ate it with broiled tomatoes and onions, fresh and delicious guacamole, and baked kidney beans. Yum!

Ingredients

Head of cauliflower
1 egg

4 Tbsp Olive Oil

1/4 of a red onion, diced
3-4 stalks of green onions, chopped
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 a green pepper (or red)
1-2 Tbsp of Siracha sauce
1-2 hot chili peppers for heat
Handful of cilantro, chopped

A couple pinches of salt
1/4 tsp black pepper
1/2 Tbsp cumin
1 tsp paprika
1/2 Tbsp chili powder

1 big lime, juiced

Directions

1. Wash and remove the stalks from the cauliflower. Cut each little head into quarters and throw into a food processor. (You may have to do this in a couple batches.) Pulse the food processor about 10 times to get the cauliflower to little "grain-like" sizes.

2. Put all of the chopped cauliflower in a microwave safe bowl and microwave for about 1 minute. This will keep the cauliflower from turning mushy during cooking.

3. Heat the olive oil in a large pan on medium heat.

4. Toss in the minced garlic and cook until fragrant. (About 1-2 minutes)

5. Add half of the red onion and half of the green pepper to the pan and heat up slightly. (1-2 minutes). Turn up the heat slightly to medium-high (about 4:00 o'clock on the dial).

6. Break the egg into the bowl of cauliflower and stir until the egg is well incorporated.

7. When the pan is nice and hot, dump in the cauliflower and spread out in the pan and stir in the garlic, onion, and bell pepper.

8. Add the lime juice, Siracha sauce, cumin, paprika, chili powder, salt and pepper and stir in well. The mixture will seem pretty wet at this point, but the egg will cook as it heats up in the pan and the cauliflower "grains" will separate.

9. Keep the heat up and keep stirring! This is going to "fry" the cauliflower and keep it from sticking and burning on the pan. If you want some browning on your cauliflower (which adds to the deliciousness!), let the mixture sit in the pan for a minute or two without stirring, then scrape up the nicely browned bits from the bottom and stir into the rest of the mixture.

10. Eventually add the rest of the onion, peppers, and chili peppers and turn the heat down to medium heat.

11. Right before serving, turn the heat down to medium low and toss in the cilantro and green onions.

12. Be amazed this is not any sort of carb-bomb rice, but a vegetable!!

Grilled T's and Red Cabbage Slaw

I was able to get home a bit earlier than I usually do from work one day last week. I dawdled a bit in my kitchen and peered into my refrigerator, hoping something would stand out as a good side dish. I was feeling inventive and wanted to try some new sides to go along with the beautiful Bone-In Steaks I knew would be cooking on the grill within the hour. I managed to easily pull together the following two sides. And oh, they were tasty!

Grilled Tomatoes

1. On a large plate, rub on some olive oil and sprinkle with your favorite seasonings. I used:

- Garlic powder
- Pepper
- Touch of salt
- Oregano
- Dash of cayanne pepper

2. Cut the tomatoes into large, 1/2 inch slices and place on the seasoned plate.

3. Give the top side of the tomatoes the same treatment as the plate.

4. Splash on a bit of red wine vinegar and let the tomatoes sit for a few minutes.

5. Grill until tender and grill marks are present :)

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And now, I must make a shout out to my culinary inspiration,  Regina Rea. I have whippped up so many of her recipes in my kitchen and have never been disappointed. This (what I call) Red Cabbage Slaw (because of the ingredients I had on hand) is phenomenal and shockingly healthy compared to your typical mayonnaise-dripping "slaws".     *shutter*      This slaw is light, tangy, crunchy and makes the perfect side or salad topper.

(Addapted from Regina's Knock Out Tangy Slaw Recipe!)

Red Cabbage Slaw

Ingredients

1/2 a head of Red Cabbage, chopped up small
1/2 of a small white or red onion, diced small
1/2 of a ripe avocado, diced
Handful of fresh basil leaves, chopped

1/4 cup plain greek yogurt
1 clove of garlic, minced
1-2 Tbsp olive oil
1-2 tablespoons of freshly squeezed lime juice (this flavor comes through very well, so taste as you go so its not too tangy for you)

Salt and Pepper to taste
1/2 cup toasted pecans

Directions

1. Mix up the dressing in a big bowl by combining the 1//4 cup of greek yogurt, lime juice, olive oil and minced garlic. Stir together until well mixed.

2. In the same bowl, dump in the chopped cabbage, onions, and basil.

3. Stir together until cabbage is well coated.

4. Fold in the toasted pecans and top salad with diced avocado. It's the avocado that gives the salad its "creaminess", so add more avocado if you want!

Smoky Kitchen, Left vs. Right, and TARMLS

Spur of the moment dinner with a good friend lead to talks of politics, house hunting, and a delicious, flavor-packed dinner. 

Veggie Salads!

I've been watching a lot of Master Chef recently (Gordon Ramsey you tell 'em what's up!) and spending way too much time on foodgawker. Recipes are constantly floating in my head. Cooking and creating new and tasty dishes for myself and those that come into my kitchen is perhaps my top hobby. (Can you call it a hobby?) 

I usually have some basic protein on the plate (grilled chicken or grilled salmon), but it looks so lonely all by itself. Right?! A fresh vegetable salad makes a wonderful partner for any main dish. I like to make my salads as colorful as possible and always bursting with tons of flavor! 

My most recent favorite vegetable sides are a Garbanzo Bean and Basil Tomato salad and a Marinated Veggie Medley salad adapted from lemons & lavender.

Garbanzo Bean and Basil Tomato Salad 

Ingredients 

1 can of garbanzo beans, drained

2-3 fresh tomatoes, diced

A handful of basil, chopped

1/4 red onion, diced 

for the dressing

1 tsp garlic powder  (or 2-3 cloves of garlic, minced)

2 Tbsp olive oil

2 Tbsp red wine vinegar 

Marinated Veggie Medley Salad

Ingredients

1 large zucchini, sliced thinly

1 big carrot, sliced thinly

1 bell pepper (red, yellow, orange or green)

A handful of cherry tomatoes, sliced in half

A few long chives, chopped

2-3 cloves are garlic, minced   (or more if you're not kissing anyone anytime soon) ;)  

1/3 of a red onion, chopped

for the dressing

4 Tbsp olive oil

1 Tbsp fresh lemon juice

1 tsp mustard  

2 Tbsp red wine vinegar

1/2 tsp pepper and salt

1. Chop up all of the veggies and dump them in a bowl that has a lid.

2. Put the dressing ingredients in a small jar, close the jar, shake it all up real good! 

3. Pour the dressing over the veggies and close the lid. 

4. Shake the bowl to coat the veggies. Shake it out shake it out!

5. Let it marinate in the fridge for a couple hours before serving. Or heck, just eat it right away! 

100 Degrees and Holding

Celebrating summertime with fresh salad, perfectly grilled chicken, and sweet red wine. 

And an outdoor light canopy in the front patio... 

 For when the sun goes down... 

Quarter Century Awesomeness

You only get to be a quarter of the way to 100 years old once. And I'd say I certainly lived it to the fullest. My friends and family made sure it was nothing less than special for me. Looking back on the whirlwind month, June couldn't have been more filled with celebrations and unexpected amazing surprises I will never forget... 

A cedar plank salmon birthday dinner 

Celebrate celebration celebrations

And a surprise stay-cation celebration that blew my socks off. 

Summer Things

The sunlight breaking through the olive tree outside my bedroom window makes the 5am mornings so pleasant. Thank you early summer sunrise. 

The hundred-degree temperatures can be endured by sipping on some cold red raspberry green tea on the back porch....

And no summer kitchen is complete without the fresh veggies that can, with their powers combined, make some delicious minestrone soup! 

Lastly, it wouldn't be the summer without a picnic dinner with some good friends listening to an outdoor concert in the park. 

Happy Summer :)